This is the first show of channel 4's new breakfast show RI:SE. During the show Mark had to go to the toliet much to the surprise of Kirsty. RI:SE had there first ""REVIEW"" and most of the critics s…

With Big Brother 3 starting tonight, RI:SE have been given exclusive access to all the latest updates and evictee interviews. Older housemates are currently making guest slots on the show.

Marcus and Sarah were interviewed after they broke the World Record of Longest On-Screen Kiss, last night on ""Hollyoaks."" It lasted for over 3 minutes, and they revealed they had to do at least 4 ta…

Rebecca Ritters talks about her new role in Coronation Street, and Big Brother evictee, Adele gets a grilling from the viewers.

The summary contains spoilers from the film Resident Evil. Martin Crewes and Milla Jovovich discuss the long-awaited film ""Resident Evil."" Milla, was apparently begged by her younger brother to app…

After Spencer was mocked by Liz and Edith for seeming (no more than usual) mute through the first half of the program, he seemed to have opinions on everything for the second half.

With the undecided choice of adopting children, a panda or a puppy the gang decided to leave it upto viewers and let them call in to vote. With all votes counted the puppy won by a mere 3%. Helen didn…

RI:SE conducted the first ever quiz on a rollercoaster. Al Convy will be in various theme parks around the UK all week on the world's scariest rollercoasters. He will ask two people 5 questions at the…

The stars of ""The Sweetest Thing"" (Cameron, Selma and Christina) dropped by to talk about the new movie, and Selma was sporting a new (cropped) hair-do.

After the rollercoaster quiz, RI:SE are now having their questions take place on a stunt plane. The pilot will ask questions at the most difficult point.. i.e, when the plane is up-side down, or slowl…

The studio decided to cash in on the success of 'I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of Here' and send correspondent Tom Binns to visit various celebs over the next week and scream at them 'You're a Celebrity…

The studio have two new competitions. The first is an opportunity to win a Nokia picture phone. All you have to do to win the phone is ""Name the Face."" A certain part of a celebs face (mouth, ey…

Today was the last visit of ""You're a Celebrity.. Let me in There."" Today's celebs were Christine and Neil Hamilton. ""The Cheeky Girls"" Gabriela and Monica of Popstars fame also appeared in the st…

The RI:SE gang have a brand new competition. Following a similar pattern to the Rollercoaster challenge viewers now have the chance to win a holiday to a great European destination, by answering a few…

The RI:SE ""Search for a Nobody"" officially began today. With the studio presenters in charge of picking the talentless nobodies they left it upto viewers to call in and vote for the worst singer of …

""Your Place, Not Mine"" will start up again on Monday. If you want Al Convy to stay at your house and celebrate a special occasion then call 0870 240 4404. This will most likely replace the new ""Rol…

With Laura and Kris being the stars of the new horror film ""My Little Eye"" the studio got them to take part in some creepy task. The two had to put their hands in box without knowing what they are, …

Anchor man Mark (Duds) recently branded RI:SE ""the show that keeps getting odder and odder.."" (although that's why we love it) and they probably proved it today. From bizzare quizzes on rollercoaste…

When interviewing Robin Williams, Duds asked him to look at photo's of his co-presenters and tell him a little about them (to co-inside with One Hour Photo.) He thought Edith and Chris wear thongs, Ki…

RI:SE have a new challenge.. for themselves. Rob Deering is the new ""TV Repair Man."" He will (try to) repair the lives of people who come out of reality tv worse for wear. Today he went to see ex-Bi…

The TV Repair Man went to ""Survivor"" star Jennifer Adams' house. She refused to tell us what JJ is all about, so he broke an egg on her floor and later on smashed a plate. She didn't swear, but she …

Today the TV Repair Man went to visit Hayley Nolan.. (who bears a similarity to Big Brother 3's Lynne..) don't recognise the name? You shouldn't. She's been turned down for 10 reality tv shows! Amongs…

The studio brought in some Martial Arts experts and in spectacular fashion Liz, Colin and Helen attacked them all in the last minute of the show. Liz and Helen both started off pretty confident mockin…

RI:SE have a brand new challenge. ""Iron guts"" is pretty much a self-explanatory title. All you have to do is eat as much foul tasting food as you can handle. Contestants will most likely throw up, s…

The studio have a new comp, which gives viewers the chance to win 2k. (Courtesy of Warners, who are trying their best to sell of Ocean's Eleven. Video stores refused to sell it at the price Warners pr…

The studio also had Naomi Roper, from Fame Academy, on the phone to discuss why she was asked to leave. Unfortunately for her, it was all due to a throat infection, and she had already been replaced. …

With the National Television Awards airing last night, Edith interviewed all the stars as they came down the red carpet. Amongst them were; Carol Vorderman, Graham Norton, Ant McPartlin, Cat Deely (wh…

Celebrity Jackpot - Kim Cattrall, Liz from Atomic Kitten and Edwina Curry. Link: They were all born in Liverpool.

Mark said goodbye to his pretty-boy hair gel in aid of a dare - to have his head flushed in a toilet. There were three challenges: chewing on the hottest chilli pepper, pole dancing, or sticking his h…

RI:SE have another brand new, unique, competition. Replacing Ironguts (which lasted one show) we now have ""The RI:SE Ultimate Hero"" Todays challenge was - Rain of Flour. Competitors attem…

Todays 'RI:SE Ultimate Hero' contestants took part in - Shot the shoe. They had 20 seconds to build momentum. They then had to harness the power of a common park swing using it to shot a shoe as far…

RI:SE Ultimate Hero contestants took part in - Dropping the Egg. Both competitors took it in turn to demonstrate their accuracy in a sudden death penalty shoot out. The title is won by making contac…

Todays ""RI:SE Ultimate Hero"" challenge was: Rollerscate Tug of War. Both competitors must find balance on rollerscates and take the strain. Whoever falls is pulled into the opposite contestans are…

With two [more] of the Casualty stars in the studio, Mark had the shows recipe for vomit sent in. When it was all mixed together (using a blender) he spewed it everywhere. Celebrity Jackpot: Andie Mc…

Ultimate Hero Challenge: Pumpkin Punch-up. Each competitor wears a giant pumpkin on their heads. Attached to the pumpkin is a spooky black cat. When battle commences each contestant tries to knock t…

Ultimate Hero challenge: Slamming Pumpkins. Each competitor gets three chances to throw a spooky Halloween pumpkin into a baseketball hoop. The highest score wins, but a draw results in some slam du…

Ultimate Hero Challenge (winter special): Lazy Boy Challenge Competitors mount their recliners, assume the racing position and race to the finish. Contestants foots are allowed to touch the floor to…

Ultimate Hero Challenge: Canoe Carnage Our hero hopefuls mount their canoe's and steer their way down the snow. Destruction of the canoe or their opponent results in immediate disqualification. Cel…

Ultimate Hero: Human Hurling The ""human stone"" is pushed across the ice in a bucket. The contestant nearest the mark wins. Celebrity Jackpot: Jade Goody, Paul Burrell and Jimmy Gulzar. Link - T…

Ultimate Hero: Inflatable Idiocy. Our potentional heros take a racing stance in their bouncy castles. By whatever means they must race down hill to the finish. As always.. who dares, wins! Celebrit…

Celebrity Jackpot: Tara Palmer Tomkinson, Gareth Gates & Jonny Regan. Link - They all came second in the reality shows they took part in.

Ultimate Hero Challenge: Grub Rumble. A test of raw strength and balance, contestants climb in their grub simulation suits and use the power of their worm to knock their opponent to the ground. Cel…

Celebrity Jackpot: Madonna, Tina Turner and Shirley Bassey. Link - They've all sung Bond themes.

Celebrity Jackpot: Rachel Stevens, Jennifer Lopez and Alicia Dickson. Link - They're all engaged.

Celebrity Jackpot: Ali G, Jenny McCarthy and Ronan Keating. Link - They've all hosted the MTV VMA. With Christmas coming up, Hells Bells presented a one-off slot showing us the average price differ…

Celebrity Jackpot: Daryl Hannah, Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue. Link - They've all appeared in a Robbie Williams music video.

Celebrity Jackpot now has a few new rules. Probably because the answers are slightly easy, and the studio are giving 2k away, for the second time. Once a caller gets the link correct they win 100, …

Celebrity Jackpot: Penny Ellis, Lynne Moncrief, Chris Eubank. Link - They've all been the first evicted from the Big Brother house in each series they took part.

Celebrity Jackpot: Jamie, Oliver, Michael Owen and Bryan McFadden. Link - They're all set to become dads. Todays caller chose not to gamble after winning 500. Hells Bells decided to find out what w…

Celebrity Jackpot: Claire Sweeney, Vera Lynn and Geri Halliwell. Link - They're all Forces sweethearts. Todays caller gambled the 500, only to lose it all.

Celebrity Jackpot: Gwyneth Paltrow, Halle Berry and Helen Hunt. Link - They're all Oscar winners (for Best Female Lead) The caller won the full 2k.

Celebrity Jackpot: Ralf Little, Jonathan Ross and Johnny Vaughn. Link - They all have their own chat shows. In Kirsty's Celebrity Big Brother Poll, viewers actually wanted Les Dennis to stay in. Ma…

Kirsty's weather in a colour was Grey. Edith told a story about how yesterday she saw Jeremy Clarkson trying hard to get into a parking space and when she drove passed in her car he had gone to fin…

There was a chicken pen in the studio today to see which of the Big Brother house mates they wanted to go. During the show they escaped from the pen four times. For the weather at 7:05 Hells Bells pu…

Dougie was joined at the big brother house by the characters from the BT ads. Word in a summary - Look Out The Window! Hells was taking her anger out on the newswall with a stick when she was doing …

Last night during the live Big Brother show Davina showed a clip to Sue of RI:SE with Helen doing the Big Brother poll. Tara PT was talking about her appearing on Blind Date and said that the guy she…

RI:SE were getting into the Christmas spirit today. at the start and end of every part of the show, snowflakes fly across the screen and then turn into the RI:SE logo. For the News, Sport and Entertai…

Chris told Kirsty she was wearing a sock jumper. Weather in a emotion: a bit stroppy. At 7:06 Mark was told by the Director that his mic was not working, Edith looked down the back of his jeans to s…

At 6:59 while Mark was reading the autoque Chris crouched down and walked behide him. When Mark asked him what he was doing Chris said they didnt know they were live on air. Mark said that he wanted …

The RI:SE Weather Map has Christmas trees and Lighthouses scattered around it. Hells Bells gave out a Weather Warning. RI:SE gave away 2 tickets, for a trip to Paris, giving the winner an exclusive …

Mark, Liz and Edith had to make a jigsaw before 9:00am. They completed it in time, only for Edith to throw it across the studio in pieces. Celebrity Jackpot: Robbie Williams, Donal MacIntyre and Davi…

This was the first show after the channel 4 annouced that Chris, Liz and Kirsty will no longer take part in the show. Today's presenters were: Mark and Edith on the desk and Chris doing both the News …

At 6:58 mark was giveing us news about Pop Idol 2 being put on ice because bosses fear it will be a ratings disaster then Mark made a comment about RI:SE (see Quotes.) Edith showed us her wrist band …

At the star if the show Mark was asking us if we could see the snow being droped in front of the camera Liz said it looked like spit. For the weather at 7:05 Hells began to jump around because there …

Dougie was doing panto wars and he was at the Two Towers premiere. Liz shatterd Mark's dreams when she told him that when stars go to movie premiere's they dont go there to see the film Mark, was out…

This was the first show of the last week before christmas and the last week of the old style,music and set of RI:SE (sob) At 6:58 Mark showed us that he had his packet of ""salted seasonal reindeer r…

after Mark beged for a christmas tree to be put in the studio yesterday the bosses of RI:SE decilded to have a camera in London were two christmas trees of ice. Dougie was peporting form New York aga…

RI:SE was live at the Star Trek Adventure with new RI:SE reporter Georgie Arnold. I think she done very well for her first day. At 7:00 Mark thought it was 8:00, how time flys. Helens waether summar…

At 6:58 Mark introduced us to a panto horse who calloped into the studio Liz thought it was really good Helen did'nt. At 7:06 after Helen did the weather she told us that it was really cold and that …

This was the final show of serise 1 of RI:SE. Liz,Kirsty and Chris was on todays show this was the last time we would see them on RI:SE. At 7:00 Chris told us that he was not Alan Partridge and hes …

RI:SE was back today and despite what people its not like the Big Breakfast. The show started with Iain and Edith hanging out there brand new studio and then walking into the studio and sitting down.…

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General Chit-Chat broke us into today's edition of RI:SE with then a look at the News headlines with resident reporter and ex-Capital Radio presenter Zora Suleman. Todays topical top 5 included 1. B…

The RI:SE audience seem a lot mre lively then they normally do. Looks like C4 have listen to viewers because it looks like Zora is going to be doing the news infront of the control all the time now. …

Richard said that he is not that scary. This weeks TEXT contestants are Joseph,Gemma,Graham,Alex and bobby. Iain said that last weeks contestants must be kicking them selves because they won a carav…

At 7:02 Iain showed us a game called ""Larden V.S USA"" The textecution graphics have been updated. Joseph had to sleep in the RI:SE studio after he had the most number of votes from mondays show. …

Today was the first day of the London Congestion charge and the show open with a pre-recored video showing the RI:SE studio and production offices with no one in them, and a banner down the bottom of …

Helen one of the TEXT contestants was not in the studio today because she was feeling sick. Kieron was the 1st TEXT contestants to go. The Entertainment report graphics have been updated

Edith said that she use to fancy Rollie from Eastenders

From todays show viewers can text in with any comment they like! Kate the coffee girl was in Mindys studio in L.A to give her a RI:SE mug and also to tell her that she will be at the grammeys. Iain…

After a load of e-mails and 2 phone calls from production I was standing outside Charing Cross station waiting for a car to pick me up and bring me to the RI:SE studios. At 6:20 it arrived and a very…

Iain and Edith was asking viewers to text in there worst thing that had happen to them while they were driving. This week's TEXTECUTION contestants are Julia .B.,John,Stacey,Adam and Julia .R. Stace…

Iain and Edith was asking viewers to text in there best ways to make pancakes. Today the ""TODAY ON RI:SE"" graphic was shown at the start of the show insted of half way in. Iain said that pancake d…

Edith was telling us all morning about how cool being at the celebrity Fame Academy was last night. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have now been updated. All of the money RI:SE and Channel4 earn ou…

Iain was warming Edith up by rubbing her. Iain said that ruby wax was very sexy. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have been changed again. Edith did an impression of Billy off of Eastenders. In the…

Dougie was presenting todays show with Iain because Edith had a day off. Iain said Zora was looking veryt summary. the textecution contestants have raised 260 pounds for C.R. Iain took over the ent…

Edith was back today. Iain told Edith off for shouting during the news, he said it was great that they found that littel girl but should not have shouted ""GET IN!!!"" Iain said the audience were al…

Due To The Events In Iraq RI:SE Now Airs From 8:10 - 9:30 RI:SE's long titels are now played at the start of every show. Iain said the paper reviews will not be on the war (Zora will be covering tha…

Due To The Events In Iraq RI:SE Now Airs From 8:10 - 9:00 The show started with Iain behide the coffee bar doing what he called his ""sexy lady"" pose. Iain,Edith and Rik was talking about sproof A…

Coming back into the show at 8:28 RI:SE mocked the ""24"" split screen.

Iain was so pleased that it was the first day of the britsh summer and it was so bright. But he said the best thing about was that all the women on the production crew were wearing nothing! Iain said…

The show started on an opening shot of Iain at the reception breakfast bar hovering up sugar. He then went dow the corridor do get Edith who was in the video editing room talking to the editor. Becau…

Ediths last show. ""beep the clock:""

Todays show was presented by Iain and Dougie, Kate was still on the show helping out now and then, RI:SE are trying to brake her into the show so she can find her feet. Kate will be takeing over full …

RI:SE Human beat box menskie was back in the RI:SE studio for the first time in ages. Iain was full of millionaire jokes. (see quotes) Iain was talking about the Paul Macarty concert he went to go …

RI:SE The RI:SE crew has nicknamed Kate ""Katie Bear"" At the start of the show Tony was making coffee for one of the RI:SE crew. 2 girls were in the RI:SE studio getting football shirts painted on…

RI:SE is now back to its normal time. 6:55 - 9:00. The show started with Kate and Iain messing around at the reception sink. The office paper review is now back, but not with Rik, just Iain and Kate…

Kate was loving the sunshine today. Iain was upset over corrie last night because it was'nt that good. At 7:16 the lights in the RI:SE studio went out at 7:18 they flickerd back on but then went bac…

Mike was bacl in the studio after represeting RI:SE at the NIKE freestyle awards he got to the final and came 4th out of 6,000. Iain told Mike that he will teach him how to do a robot dance later on …

At the start of the show Iain thanked Zora for looking so great and keeping us updated on all the news. Iain told us that he saw Kate naked a few days ok. ""Date Kates Mates"" was back again today, …

Today was Kates Birthday and the androides played live.

RI:SE started Iain and Kate in the control room drinking Hot coco. Kate told us that over the weekend she went to go and see arsenal play in wales and on sunday she went on the ""Help A London Child:…