On April Fools Day 1989, Seattle's local sketch comedy show "Almost Live" ran this segment as a prank.

Expresso Letter Express; Shame of Seattle; Neptune’s Moon Triton with JPL; College Tips; Needles in Seattle Parks.

Ordering Pizza at Halftime; Artsy Fartsy Commercial; Bill Nye the Science Guy; This Here Place Home Improvement.

Boeing Strike; Chainsaw C.P.A.; Centennial Celebration: Bigfoot; Mariners Locker Room; The Urban Sportsman; The Lame List.

Truant Officer; Cross-Training With Bill Nye; Office Salt Lick; Channelers Convention in Yelm; The Finger Olympics.

DJ Cop; Non-competitive Competing; Re-enactment News Network; Tips on Inexpensive Fun; Seasons In the Sun.

Best of List; High Five’N White Guys; Defeating Monsters; Chamber of Horrors; Seattle Halloween Costumes; Surprisingly Pleasant Vietnam Vet.

Speedwalker; Boeing contract negotiations; Uncle Buzz; The Lame List.

Cold open on mayor rice being elected, mind your manners, easy listening news, quick shopping and Washington celebrates 100th anniversary.

High Five’n White Guys, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Great Minds Address the Issues, Channel U, I Married a Channeler

Smoothing things out in Tacoma, minding your manners, the Speed Walker and more.

Seahawks locker room, The Men from Sprouts, Scopin Movies, and more.

Seahawks Santa cold open, Loser magazine, KJR music, holiday gift rules, This here place, Refrigerator Magnet Theater.

Your Matters, The Lame List, PNW "We Didn’t Start the Fire" and more.

Ideas for the M’s, New athletic shoes, Chewing tobacco or nose things, Bill Nye science experiment, French wine or hockey player, Really hard copy.

Superbowl pre-pre-pre-game show, Andy Kaufmann and his giant frogs and more.

Pullman cold open; DJ Priest; Activism Training 101; Retrospective of 80s music; DonnyBrook; and more.

Presidential press conference cold open, High Five’n White Guys, Atitude News, America’s Wackiest Home Videos, Refrigerator Magnet Theater

Nordstroms cold open, Stolen Nova, Ed’s Express, Zeppelin syndrome, The Answer is Ball, Almost Live kit, 90s Action series.

Mind Your Manners, Bill Nye the Science Guy, The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups, and Flyin’ Low.

Movie Mates, The Flying Karamazov Brothers; Kenneth Moss; The John report; Five Clerks.

Recycled tape Earth Day cold open, DJ/MD, Project Environment, The Pump by Reebok, The John Report, and more.

Speed walker, Comic Diane Ford, Spaceman Doug, The John Report; Psycho Sushi.

High Five’N White Guys day off, The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups, The John Report and more.

Meet John’s mom, trade agreement with California, The Last Northwesterner, Bill Nye, Folk songs of the M’s, The John Report, Flyin’ Low.

Kingdog cold open, Mind Your Manners, The Hunter Gather Report, This Here Place, The John Report and more.

Random Personality PSA; Money Can and Can't; Almost Live Training Film No. 32 - How Guys Barbeque; RoboSlug; The John Report; Comedian Peter Gaulke; Flyin' Low - Nothin' But Blue Sky

Get a second chance with ‘Life Rewind’; ‘The Boz: A Tribute’; Selling the station; The John Report; High-Five’N White Guys; Lynch’s Home Videos.

Short passes cold open, Mind Your Manners, The 1 Minute Relationship, Working out with the Cooking Psychologist and more.

DJ/Waiter, Jake Johannsen standup, Middle management suck-ups, The John Report.

Norm Johnson cold open, Ballard Driving Academy, Bill Nye the Science Guy and more.

Seattle’s best of cold open, speed walker, Medical Wearhouse, The John Report, Carrie Snow standup, Refrigerator magnet theater.

Election cold open, Mind Your Manners, Boyfriend Basics, Telephone Helper, The Miracle of Sluggy and more.

High-Five'n White Guys on the Waterfront, The Bill Bill, The John Report, comedian Peter Gaulke, and Jet Guy.

The Kicker and The Screamer and The Slapper, COPS on Mercer Island, The John Report, How to Ruin Your Thanksgiving and more.

What stupid thing will Ellis do next?, Urban Wildlife, Critics at Large, The John Report, Elliot Max.

Smart Card, 90s Christmas gifts, The Worst Girlfriend in the World, The John Report and more.

Measured response or overreaction, Bill Nye, A Woman’s Place, Holiday Hunk, The John Report, An OK Life.

Frenetic Pace, Jeff Said it Would Happen, It’s a Phone, Believe it, Unbelievable Places and more.

Comprehensive comedy coverage, Beaver Cleaverhands, Urban Wildlife shorts, A Day at the Office, The John Report, WSU Trivial Pursuit, AL Special Report.

Jet Guy, Pout Paddle and Swellco, Vanishing Seattle, The John Report and more.

Gulf War bold open, Speed Walker, NRN, Video Zone, The John Report.

Married with Badges, Video Valentine, Grateful Dead Travel Tours, The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups and more.

Mind your Manners, Things Bigger than they need to be, Naps Inc., Cheat to Win!, The Man Behind the Desk, The John Report, Curse of the Old Girlfriends.

KING is sold, High Five N White Guys, Programming You Can’t Get on Real Television and more.

The Dysfunctionals, Urban Vultures, A. Whitney Brown joins the show, The John Report

Pack of Reporters, Uncle Fran’s Musical Forest, The Institute of Talk Show Guests, Hanford Bar & Grill, The John Report.

With the Permission of the University of Nevada Las Vegas basketball team; Ode to Renton; Seattle Times Cost Cutting; The Thoroughly Modern Jerk Goes on a Date; Oregon Department of Tourism; Bill Nye …

The Baby Squad; New Categories for "Best of the Eastside"; Quantum Leak; Ross Remembers 1; Family To Be Feud; Ross Remembers 2; Foreign Language for Males; The John Report; Ross Remembers 3; Hypno Fit

Almost Live vows not to insult Tacoma; Frank Shrontz's perks; Veggie Kill; Monday on A Woman's Place; Bad Dry; The Tax Weasels; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Classic Conversations no. 26 - Stop Making S…

Pat Finley's Dance Party; Flyin' Low on Boat Safety; Why Our Traffic is Bad; The High-Five'n White Guys in a Scummy Alley/On the East Side; FM 104 The Mountain (1); Musical performance by Elliot Max; …

A Mother's Day message; Bill Gates' House; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Wickets of Fury; Fresh-Water Fish of Famous Chef; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; Quitters of America; Trendy Ad Agency or …

Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold; Jet Guy: The Invisible Ray; Urban Wildlife: Pizza Piranhas; Bill Nye plays with air pressure; Urban Wildlife: Sidewalk Sloths; Ditzy Babe; The John Report; Urban Wildlife…

Awkward White Guy Dance Party; "Don't Blow Away the Moose"; Reasons Why Seattle is Number 49; nerdysomething; Urban Wildlife - Morning Moose; Apple Keith; Wonderful Discoveries!; Urban Wildlife - Cust…

Big Hair Patrol;City Name Changes; Almost Live Training Film No. 53 How to Watch the Big Game; How Seattle Is It? 1; Men Are Bad; How Seattle Is It? 2; The Songs That Make You Cry; The John Report; Ho…

Bill Nye's World of Science; Bill Gates Husky Fund; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Rackets of Fury; A Woman's Place Monday; Modern Love; 80's Land; A Woman's Place Tuesday; Trendsetters; The John R…

The Boeing Workout; Governor Booth Gardner; Halloween Treats; Anxiety Man!; Denim Alert; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Relation Translation Inc.; Crappy Old Car Show; The John Report; Blowhard Removal

The UW Locker Room; Yes on initiative 454; The missed best of Seattle; Speed Walker Lotto ticket heist; Yes on Initiative 401K; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest - Gold Digger; Yes on Initiative 217; The Sc…

Stationary Bike Workout; Sea-Tac Airport Improvements; Streetwaling Lawyers of Aurora Avenue; College Nickname or Thing in the Ocean; Boyz on the Hood; Roger Tarlington is sorry for US made cars; Rap …

Husky Beaver Highlights; New Washington State Slogans; The Male Clinic; Urban Wildlife - Streetcorner Gnats; How To be a Video Store Clerk; College Talk; Urban Wildlife - Order Desk Owl; Good Buzz Mal…

Old Yeller; High Fivin' White Guys in the Pouring Rain; What the Northwest is Thankful For; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Five Disks of Death; Monday on a Woman's Place; The Ineffectual Middle …

How the Grinch Stole Chrstmas; Requested music; TV Christmas Specials; Sluggy Saves Christmas; Fairy Tail Character of American Fascist; Button Your Fly Seattle; Northwest Christmas Gifts; European Sp…

Sing Along With Nirvana; Communism going-out-of-business sale; Almost Live Community Calendar; Tobacco Cola; Who Killed J.F.K. Today?; Halftime look at Evergreen State College; The John Report; Jimmy …

King of the Couch; Eastside Olympics; Faces Places and Beer; Later Tonight part 1; Lover's Li'l Lie Detector; Up With TV; Later Tonight part 2; Folk Songs of South King County; The John Report; Later …

Tool Train; How to Make the Super Bowl More Exciting; Date of the Month Club; The State of Mercer Island Address; Seattle Pro Coaches Halfway House; The Collector; The State of Bellingham Address; The…

Great Chefs of Tukwila; New U.W. Relationship Policy; Jet Guy in "The Early Years"; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 1; Jerk-A-Derm; Suburban Rebels; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant…

45th Annual Kent Stacking of the Beer Cans; Musical Proposals; Seattle Summer; Monday on A Woman's Place; Reabok; Pushed to Far; Tueday on A Woman's Place; Say It With Flowers; The John Report; Wednes…

John Keister Steroid Workout; Governor Locke's New Policies; Searching to signing a new band; Urban Wildlife - Supermarket Snail; Trendsetters; Studs From Microsoft; Urban Wildlife - Lunch Buzzards; U…

The Tiny Show That Moves Around; 1962 World's Fair Predictions; Guy & Gizmo; Almost Live! Community Calendar (1); Super Hero Answer Bureau; Almost Live! Community Calendar (2); Fallen Stars of the '80…

Stocks & Bondage; Jay Leno monologue; During their lifetime...; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Hoops of Fury; Subtitle Theater (1); Val Rippington's Used Men Lot; Uniquely Northwest products; Subti…

The Golden Girl's Really Final Episode; Diamond Claw Amphitheater Acts; The High-Fiv'n White Guys in Canada; Musical Term of Obscure African Country; Deadhead Home Remedies; What the Hell Have I Done …

Bellevue Vice; Regional Anthems; COPS in Ballard; Washington In-State Higher Education Council - Bellingham Community College; Bill Bye the Science Guy; Washington In-State Higher Education Counci - M…

The High Pitched Girls; Other Buy-Backs; The Cool Dying Olympics; Monday on A Woman's Place; Book Beat; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; Wednesday on A Woman's…

The Crappiest Gardner in the World; Bellevue Historic Sites; Frenetic Pace; Urban Wildlife - Stairway Gazelle; Up With Human Beings; Urban Wildlife - Parking Pig; Folk Songs of the Slightly Inebriated…

Helium Week In Review; Why Seattle is No. 1 For Business; Trendsetters; TV Listings (1); The Speaking Dynamics Institute; Me!; TV Listings (2); Dysfunctional Family Shopping Network; The John Report; …

Really Bad Gymnastics; Telling political candidates apart from Halloween costumes; The High-Fiv'n White Guys Downtown Adventure; Subtitle Theater (1); The Red Meat Council; Subtitle Theater (2); A Pai…

Aerobic Preacher; Looking at people's cars to get to know them; Mind your Manners with Billy Quan in Library of Death; Monday on A Woman's Place; Today Tonight; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Uncle Fran'…

The Painful Gourmet; Other Tacoma Improvements; Lynnwood Beauty Academy; Almost Live! Community Calendar (1); 1950's Dad; Almost Live! Community Calendar (2); The Worst Girlfriend in the World - The W…

Grateful Dead Party Machine; Disneyworld Northwest Themes; Frenetic Pace; Subtitle Theatre Presents The Lunch Part 1; The Hero Who Kinda Wished He'd Let 'Em All Die; Betty and Veronica Forum; Subtitle…

America's Greatest Air Guitar Solos; Edmonds H.S. Band Fundraisers; Danger Office; Inauguration Day Events (1); Distract a Japanese Kid; Inauguration Day Events (2); COPS in Redmond; The John Report; …

Alive! The Story of the Mercer Island Survivors; Clinton's Administrative Changes; Party Stoppers; Subtitle Theatre (1); Swearing in the President; The Survivalist; Elderly Shopping Network; The John …

The Problem With Michelle Pfeiffer; Other Celebrity Side Deals; Super Bowl Simulator; Preppy Character in Literature or San Francisco 49ers Lineman; Hate Me Perfume; Frat Chat; Australian Tennis Playe…

The Buffalo Bills' Welcome Home Party; KIRO News Changes; The Incredible, Really, Really, Long Journey of Sluggy; Risk Takers! (1); Psychologist Richard Snandle; Risk Takers! (2); Whiny Assed Kid Worl…

Guess What I Stuffed Down My Pants; Ways to Balance the Budget; The Making of Studs of South King County Calendar; A Woman's Place (1); Beat The Biological Clock; A Woman's Place (2); Uncle Fran's Mus…

Northern Exposure; Bill Gates' Wedding Plans; Bag Over Your Head; People of Mercer Island talk about 'The Crying Game'; Amazingly Wonderful Products; People of Lynwood talk about 'The Crying Game'; Fo…

Rescue 911 Foul-Up Bleeps & Blunders; Summit Highlights; Falling Down in Seattle; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 1; KCTS PBS pledge drive; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 2; Smile School;…

Great Artists of Fife; Little-Known Northwest Tax Tips; The Dysfunctionals; Mexican Food of Suburb of L.A..; Dish Rag; Revolutionary Leader of Type of Volkswagen; Touch tone menu; The John Report; Uni…

The Near Sighted Dart Tournament; Looking at John's checkbook; DJ Pilot; Totally Escort Barbi; Me!; Classic Conversations - No. 89 "Oh, My God"; The John Report; Yorky Sack

Let's Scare the Amish; Romantic Progression; Lisa Simmons Bad Date - Lisa Gets a New Job; Good Morning Madonna; STP, Better then Syrup; "Do you think she's a little too thin?" The John Report; Doubles…

Sleepless In Seattle; Harvey Kane Crossed Eyed Cop; What Bugs Stan - Lyrics to Bread Songs; Public Access Channel 29 - Emerald City Eligibles; Eternal Questions - Breast Size; The John Report; How Muc…

French for Puppets; Local celebrity movie reviews; Capable Woman; Headbanger Hair; First Date Postgame Show; Chatting about boyfriends; The John Report; Stop Doing That

Mormon Mission Triathlon; Are you fed up with the way things are?; Simple costume ideas; Librarians; Today Tonight - Gilligan Therapy; Debate between Norm Rice and David Stern; The John Report; Dating…

Housework Training for Men; Northwest college dorm improvements; The Capheads; NAFTA Mania; Coalition of Women for a Gentler America; "Is that your wife?"; The John Report; Modern Encounters;

VCR Summit; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium; Perot-Zac; Conversations with Mom; Live from Protest Central on Capitol Hill; Tom Chase - Urine Drug Test Monitor; The John Report; The Lame List or What's …

It's A Fife Xmas; Corporate Volunteerism; DJ/Santa; Internet Computer Systems; Almost Live Gift giving guide; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week

Jumping on the Sonics Bandwagon; Auburn Etiquette tips; Talk radio host getting everyone involved; A diamond is expensive...; Bill and Melinda's wedding pt. 1; The Grateful Gourmet; Bill and Melinda's…

WSU/UW Apple Cup monologues; Sluggy - The Final Chapter; Don't Tell My Thighs; Seahawk Fever!; A very bad morning; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week;

Secret Kingdome Recordings; Attack of the Junior High PE Teachers; NYPD Brew; Janet and Sue's Crazy Young World!; New marketing department hire; The John Report; Beetles questions for an expert

Expendable State Agencies; Smiley Face Insurance; The Relationship Shopping Network; Bees nest in a meeting; The John Report; Cookie Dough!

It's A Wonderful Street; Seattle Christmas Specials; Bob Nelson's Magic 8 Ball Psychic Answer Line; The P.C. Holiday Special; Elfis; The John Report; How's Santa doing?

Mike Lowry and the Whoopie Cushion; New Seahawks policies under Erickson; John Denver - Take Me Home, Or I'll Cut You; Today's Army; Walkout! With Connie Chung; Pedantic purse snatching;The John Repor…

Non-Elistist S.A.M, ERR, Channel 9 PBS pledge drive '95, Father and son talk; The John Report; Bob, Tracy, Nancy, and Kim talk about Legends of the Fall

This is not a bulletin; Starbucks Warning; Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol; The Survivalist; Cascade Antifreeze; The John Report; Courtney Color Lipstick

The New Gorton/Murray Friendship; Speedy Eyes; Street Vendors (1); Living Better Than You Ever Will; Street Vendors (2); Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; Street Vendors (3)

People on the street tell how Mike Lawry made them feel offended; Mr. Itch; Newscene - Valentines Day The Aftermath Day 4; Getting a number at a party; The John Report; Matching clothes

John settles a score with Cheap Trick; Pearl Jam's Philanthropic Efforts; Raging Hormones Out of Control; Seattle Mariner's press conference; Getting ready to head to a concert; The John Report; Drunk…

Other Ways to Get Rid of Goats; Cafe Crape; Billionaire meeting at Microsoft; Things You Can Do For Ducks; The John Report;

Bill Stainton on April Fool's Day; Washington Access Cable Awards, the "Wackies"; Focus on Youth; Joy of Painting; The John Report; AT&TGay

Mass Transit Alternatives; The Patty Dyke Show (1); "So What You're Saying Is..." with Winston Sinclair; Serious Putty; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week; The Patty Dyke Show (2)

Unfulfilled Northwest Jobs; Bob's Babes; College Bowl; Why People Get Mad No. 137; The John Report; Don't Let Your Workers Dink Around; Bob From Marketing

Pat Cashman won't let Jay Leno leave; Ways to Kill Bad Guys in Seattle; Mind Your Manners With Billy Quan in Yard Sale of Fury;Vast Wasteland; Appointment to see Mr. James; The John Report; Famous Joe…

Buddy's Homesick Cafe; Law School Changes Under James Bond;Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; 1-500-Dr-Smart; What happens when you taunting a corporate worker; The John Report; Special Report

Bill Nye Returns to KING 5; Slade's New Animal Rules; Capable Woman; Science with Bill Nye; "Staring at my wife's breasts"; The John Report; Special Report;

Boeing 777 press conference; Yellow pages ads; Jet Guy in "Meet Zeldar Seven"; Almost Live Presents How to Get a Job; Joy of Painting; The John Report; Legalize Marijuana Now Coalition

Talk With Pat; Sequel Pictures Summer Movies; Grateful Dead Convention; Absentee Voters; Late Report; Puyallup Fair Vendors.

O.J. Simpson Trial Terminology; How to Hold a Garage Sale; Courtney Love PSA; The Late Report; Mariners Merchandise.

Messages Between Boeing and Machinists Union; Roscoe’s Oriental Rug Emporium; Late Report; Gotchic Laundry Detergent.

Boeing Managers in the Factory; High-Fiven’ White Guys Catch Mariner Fever; Miracle Meat; Late Report; The Lame List.

Seattle Halloween Costumes; Bill & Tom’s Embalming Palace and Cremation Hut; I’ll Call You; Book Beat; The Late Report.

Wrestling with Richard Simmons; Post Halloween Recipes; Ballot Initiatives; Sold Out; The Late Report; Assassins Movie Redub.

Keister NOT Running For President; Copycat Movie Trailer; Hghphraa! Beer; The Late Report; Black Jeopardy.

Jim Carrey as James Bond; Nordstrom Returns; Today Tonight: Beatles Expert; The Late Report. Joel McHale, Bill Nye guest.

Alien Abductee Movie; The Lame List; Fluorocarbon Council Q&A; The Late Report. Hydroplane racer Chip Hanauer guest stars.

Smokey the Bear Killer; The Grateful Gourmet Holiday Show; The Late Report; Joel’s Christmas Gift Ideas; Tree Hugger.

Psychic Bob’s 1996 Predictions; Lenny & Ernie; Today Tonight: Think Positive and Win; The Cake Dancer; The Late Report.

THX Sound; State of the State Address; Motorola Megaphone; Here Comes the Groom; The Late Report; In a Nutshell.

Winter Storm ’96; It’s In The Mail; US Bell Long Distance Talk; The Late Report; Big Billy’s Big Bucket.

Joy of Painting; Football Injury Commentary; Uncle Fran’s Fun Facts; State of the Household Address; The Late Report.

Ken Behring Puppet; Dog Lawyers; Reverse Psychologist; The Late Report; Bigfoot in Studio; The Lesson: Mariners & Seahawks.

Intern Weather Recap; Danger Date; Man on the Street; Meeting With the King; Valentine’s Day Gifts.

I Love You, Man; The Oak Palace; Awkward Blind Date; Me! with Dave Grohl; The Late Report; Joy of Painting.

Dumping on the Intern, Brooks; Dangerous Door Warning; Awkward Job Interview; The Late Report; Phony Foods.

RV B-GON; Checking Out the Waitress; Kingdome Kookin' with Big Jim Liebhart; The Late Report; The Lame List.

Company Softball Team; Dysfunctional Office Workshop; The Late Report; Honking.

Joy of Painting; HMO Express; Focus on Education; The Late Report; Poetry Night.

Have Sex with Brooks; Lenny & Ernie Home Invasion; King County Council Logo Ideas; The Late Report; Corporate Jargon.

Keister Learns How to Read; Garth Clint is Movin’ On; Arguing Sports Fans; The Late Report; Puppet Ransom; The Bra Club.

Earthquake ‘96; Vegetarian Conversion; Bill Nye the Science Guy Returns; The Late Report; Today Tonight: Psychedelic Toad.

Twister Movie Trailer; TV Pitch People; Bad Baseball Commentator; The Late Report; Quit Smoking Guaranteed.

Sonics Overdub; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan; Hot Talk Radio Show; The Late Report; William Wallace; Special K Body.

Seattle Summer ’96; Dining a la Card; MTV Rocks with Eddie Vedder; The Late Report; Norm Rice For Governor.

Ellen Craswell Bit Cut; The Guy Who Sits Near You At the Game; Ugly Bridesmaids Dresses; The Late Report.

Ask the Seattle Mayoral Candidates; Kid Never Gets Over Lost Balloon; The Late Report; William Wallace.

Ellen Craswell Bit Continued; Bob’s Plastic Surgery Barn; Educated Trailer Park Couple; The Late Report; Give Peas a Chance.

Susan Mondello: She’s a Fighter; Presidential Debate Campaign Ads; Low Key Baseball Announcer; The Late Report.

Lame List with The Presidents of the United States of America; Competing Political Ads; Dr. Laura Show; The Late Report.

Joy of Painting; When Fox Shows Attack; Man on the Street; Kidnapped Wife; All About Art with Sister Wendy; The Late Report.

Leaf Blower Guy; Music Store Employees Aren't What They Seem; Fascinating People; The Late Report; Viewpoint on the Issues.

Blizzard ’96; Uncle Fran’s Musical Forest; The Mystery of Love; The Late Report; NewsBreak.

Holiday Songs About the Kingdome; The Family Dinner POV; The Late Report; The Unwanted Centerpiece.

Mr. Magoo Mariners Cartoon; Lenny & Ernie; Seattle Gift Guide; The Late Report; Turkey Talk.

Potholes!; Seattle City Council Applicants; The Holiday Blast Game; The Late Report; The Lame List: Goodness.

Technical Difficulties; Macho Office; Legal Driver Followed by a Cop; The Late Report; Cordell’s Coffee.

Inauguration Audio Dub; Underpants Crafters; The Drain Game; I Think I Love You; Calvin Kline “Be” Ads; The Late Report.

Chihuly & Jones; Man on the Street; The Grapes of Wrath Backseat Kid; Literally Speaking; The Late Report.

O.J. Simpson’s Punitive Damages; Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Forgetful Waiter; The Late Report.

Joy of Painting; Unlucky Groom; College Recruitment Fair ’97; The Late Report; Joel McHale as William Wallace.

The Speaking Dynamics Institute; Dockers Ankle Hugger Pants; Obnoxious Guy Layoffs; The Late Report; No-Nonsense Condoms.

A Message From Big Tobacco; Green Riverdance; Ridiculous Romance Novel; The Late Report; The Lame List.

The Ladies Gotta Love the Alex Rodriguez; True or False Game Show; Film Noir Parody; The Late Report.

Samurai Sword in the Monologue; John Meets His Clone; The Late Report; Real Products with Pat Cashman.

MTV Spring Break on Alki; Sonic For a Day; Most Amazing Thing You’ve Ever Seen!; The Late Report; Post-Vasectomy Workout.

The Sneedle Mascot; New Area Codes; Eastside Tourism; Bill Nye the Science Guy; The Late Report; Emergency System Test.

To Tell the Truth with John Keister; Protest Songs of the ’90s; Regretful Rich Couple; Book Beat; The Late Report.

Free Sluggy!; Hit Man Hot Dogs; The Late Report; The Presidents of the United States of America perform “Volcano” live.

Summer Blockbuster Movie; Fronken Free Range Chickens; Seattleites on a Deserted Island; The Late Report; The Lame List.

The Town It Is A-Changin’; Nature Walk with Chuck; WSU Student Orientation; Late Report; Gates Mansion Weather Update.

Stop the Canadians!; Daredevils with Stan Hicks; The Late Report; Sister Wendy's Def Art Jam. Chris Cashman guest stars.

Lord of the Green Riverdance; The Late Report: Forum: Mayoral Joke Debate; The Lame List. Cameo by Kim Thayil.

Tom Brokaw in Seattle; Holistic ER; Oprah Book Club; The Late Report; Weather with Brian Dickson.

Halloween Costumes; COPS in Leavenworth; Make Paul Allen Pay for Everything; Storytime with Kevin Calabro; The Pod Issue.

Fred Meyer Buys Almost Live!; S&M Wearhouse; The Golden Spear; Master Gardener; The Late Report; “Let’s Get Real” Bookstore.

Man on the Street; Capable Woman at the Emmys; New Area Codes; The Whittler. Cameos by Dan Lewis and Steve Raible.

P.C. Rating System; Wendell Brown: Investigator; Mr. Magnetic; The Late Report; Christmas Gift Ideas for Kids.

Lotto Carjackers; World's Most Dangerous Police Chases on Foot; Jus’ Pimpin’ Cable Access; The Late Report; Unkillable Bug.

Dirtlick Upright Vacuum; Football Announcers; Me! Talk Show; Late Report; Racism in the Media; Laundry Commercial Ambush.

Holiday Musical Year in Review; Northwest 1997 Christmas Gifts; The Late Report; Deepak Chopra’s A Christmas Carol.

Rose Bowl Timekeeper; Earth Foods Natural Organic Food Market; Late Report; Psychic Bob’s 1998 Predictions; Date Gone Wrong

Seattle Drivers in Snow; Road Construction Tips; Storytime with Kevin Calabro; The Late Report; OCD Movie Review.

Clinton State of the Union; Fight Like a Girl; 1-555-THE-GIRL; Hard Line; Late Report; Kenneth Starr Ad; Brain Implants.

Pie in the Face Editorial; Olympic Broadcasters; Penny Pinchers; The Late Report; Where Are the Black People?

Love Quotations; Valentine’s Cards; Nike Commercial; Date With an Itch; The Late Report; Elton John’s Candle in My Pants.

Audience in 100 Years; Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Doctor Drama; Anarchist Meeting; The Late Report.

Cast Thoughts Before the Show; Used Mattress Warehaus; Exercise Class; The Late Report; Special Report on Studies.

Microsoft Hearings; Crummy Continuity Cinema; Mafia Family Manners; The Late Reportl; Nicotini.

Daylight Saving Time Reminder; ’80s Rock Star Temp Agency; Boeing Press Conference; The Late Report; Pat Cashman Commentary.

Joy of Painting; DJ Lawyer; Have I Got a Migraine!; The Late Report; Mr. Hurt.

Mariners Blow It; The Springer Evening News; Replacement CDs; The Late Report.

Renton Promotional Video; Nature Walk with Chuck; Wedding Planning Time; The Late Report; Japanese Correspondent.

Roscoe’s Oriental Rug Emporium Reopening; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Storytime with Kevin Calabro; The Late Report.

Mother’s Day Moments; Protests at WSU; Offerings of Prayers; The Late Report; Cable Access Guy; Bag o’ Urine.

Clinton Calls Murray Campaign; Drug Dealer Deodorant; Late Report with John Keister. Joel McHale stars.

Fool the Guesser; Dummy Shot Theatre; Antiques Roadshow; The Late Report with John Keister. Lauren Weedman guest stars.

Lemon-Scented Downsizer; Job Search Workshop; The Late Report with John Keister. Lauren Weedman guest stars.

2026 World Series; Patty Murray debate; Excited Waiter with Pat Cashman; The Late Report. Lauren Weedman guest stars.

RENTon: The Musical; Halloween Costume Ideas; Political Campaign Ads; The Late Report. Lauren Weedman guest stars.

Chihuly & Jones; Annoying Ticketmaster Operator; Late Report with John Keister. Cameo by Sonics coach Paul Westphal.

Long Distance Phone Savings; Missing Sock Psychic Network; Fat-B-Gone; The Late Report. Lauren Weedman guest stars.

Power Outage Report; What’s My Job?; Delongs’ Everything Store; The Late Report; Meeting Distractions. Bill Nye flashback.

Pyscho Barbie; Good Humor Hospital; The Morton & Morton Report; The Late Report ft. Don Porter. Joel McHale stars.

Buttcracker Ballet; Seattle Art Institute Film Festival; Inappropriate Funeral Attendee; The Late Report; Two-Headed Santa.

Impeachment Hearing; The Physics Hotline; Sexism at the Office; Not Good With Babies; The Late Report; Joel McHale stars.

Michael Jordan Endorsement; Spy Code Phrases; Unprofessional News Reporter; The Late Report. David Scully joins the cast.

Temporary Office Worker Pimp; Wedding Vows; The Late Report; State of Kent Address. David Scully guest stars.

Jeff Renner's Magic Weather Button; Need Work Signs; Dr. Laura Radio Show; The Late Report. David Scully guest stars.

The Stick Pin Murderer; Superman: Behind the Muscle; TCI Community Forum; The Late Report; Urban Wildlife (1990)

Oregon Blows Stuff Up; Unlikely Partners; Last Valentine’s Bouquet; The Late Report. David Scully guest stars.

Attention-Deficit Disorder Jeopardy; K-BO Fitness; Nice Pants; Late Report; Urban Sportsman (1988). David Scully stars.

Record Smashed; Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Most Likely! Game Show; The Late Report; Things You Can Do For Ducks (1995)

One-Camera TV Talk Show; Block Watch Meeting; Late Report; Sinn Fein Feng Shui; Joy of Painting (1995). Joel McHale stars.

Daylight Savings Time Reminder; Weener on a Stick; Seattle Afternoon; The Late Report; Fat Ass Jeans (1992).

Pat Cashman Tries New Jobs; Amazingly Wonderful Discoveries; Sick Waitress; The Late Report. David Scully guest stars.

Ratings Ploy Contest; Real World Office Temps; Surrogate Therapy; Free Samples for Losers; The Late Report with John Keister.

Sonics Monorail Crash; Capable Woman; Office Telephone Greeting; The Late Report; Clapper Spin-offs (1990).

Whale Hunt Report; Antonio Banderas in the J.P. Patches Story; Star Wars: Episode VII; Late Report. Cameo by J.P. Patches.

Phone Book Ads; The Whittler; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Late Report; Kingdome Song (1994). Cameo by Gary Locke.