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Seasons

2

Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes

1

E1 · Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes

Jul 15, 2012·25m

8.2

Pint-sized pop star Michael Jackson finds a best friend in Cream Corn after he is saved from an assassination attempt. But Black Dynamite is soon to discover that the teen idol is actually a vicious a…

Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats

2

E2 · Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats

Jul 22, 2012·25m

7.0

Bullhorn falls into the world of adult films while working on a case. Soon he adopts the stage name "Sweet Throat" and gives up crime fighting altogether. Now it's up to Black Dynamite to rescue his s…

Taxes and Death or Get Him to The Sunset Strip

3

E3 · Taxes and Death or Get Him to The Sunset Strip

Jul 29, 2012·25m

6.5

Black Dynamite and his crew face their most challenging mission to date as they try and raise $60K before tax day. This situation has forced them into escorting drug-addled comedy icon Richard Pryor t…

A Crisis For Christmas or The Dark Side of The Dark Side of The Moon

4

E4 · A Crisis For Christmas or The Dark Side of The Dark Side of The Moon

Aug 5, 2012·25m

5.0

In an effort to be more likeable to the orphans, Black Dynamite agrees to go with O.J. Simpson to the moon to get moon rocks on Christmas. However, O.J. bails and leaves Dynamite on a doomed space roc…

Panic on the Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka!

5

E5 · Panic on the Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka!

Aug 12, 2012·25m

6.0

While Black Dynamite is down with the flu, the rest of the crew handles an investigation at the Players Ball, only to end up caught in a hijacking. It's up to Black Dynamite to handle his sinuses and …

The Sh*t That Killed the King! or Weekend at Presley's

6

E6 · The Sh*t That Killed the King! or Weekend at Presley's

Aug 19, 2012·25m

8.0

President Nixon plans to destroy Black Dynamite by flooding the black community with drugs. However the plan backfires when the blacks begin selling them to whites instead of using them, ridding the c…

Apocalypse, This! or For the Pity of Fools (AKA Flashbacks Are Forever)

7

E7 · Apocalypse, This! or For the Pity of Fools (AKA Flashbacks Are Forever)

Aug 26, 2012·25m

6.0

Black Dynamite returns to Vietnam with his crew to find his friend Mr.T who was left for dead.

Honky Kong or White Apes Can't Hump

8

E8 · Honky Kong or White Apes Can't Hump

Sep 9, 2012·25m

A circus ape falls for Honeybee and kidnaps her. Black Dynamite launches a rescue attempt but encounters his own problems during the mission.

The Race War! or Big Black Cannon Balls Run!

9

E9 · The Race War! or Big Black Cannon Balls Run!

Sep 16, 2012·25m

Dynamite enters a car race but realizes he's being used to transport a mind-controlling substance to tobacco companies.

That Seed of Kurtis AKA Father is Just Another Word for Motherfucker!

10

E10 · That Seed of Kurtis AKA Father is Just Another Word for Motherfucker!

Sep 23, 2012·25m

Weeks after the events of "Trouble on Puppet Street", the son of That Frog Kurtis, That Bastard Kurtis, enacts his revenge plan on Black Dynamite for killing his daddy on national television. Meanwhil…

'Roots: The White Album' or 'The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!'

1

E1 · 'Roots: The White Album' or 'The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!'

Oct 18, 2014·25m

When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker t…

'Black Jaws!' or 'Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea'

2

E2 · 'Black Jaws!' or 'Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea'

Oct 25, 2014·25m

10.0

A soul-food-eating contest is interrupted by a man-eating shark.

E3

3

E3 · 'Warriors Come Out' or 'Mean Queens of Halloween'

Nov 1, 2014·25m

It's Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces BD and the Crew to go to a street party where, let's just say, ain't nobody in the closet. Everything's gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Em…

E4

4

E4 · 'How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back' or 'Sexodus' or 'Night of the Living Dickheads'

Nov 8, 2014·25m

Honey Bee meets Bob Marley and the hoes turn into zombies while vacationing in Jamaica.

E5

5

E5 · 'Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song' or 'Bill Cosby Ain't Himself'

Nov 15, 2014·25m

Thinking he was financing a film with positive images, Bill Cosby unwittingly helps Melvin Van Peebles make an x-rated "Blaxploitation" film.

E6

6

E6 · 'Mister Rogers' Revenge' or 'Please Don't You Be His Neighbor'

Nov 22, 2014·25m

9.0

Black Dynamite brings the orphans to a taping of "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" for their collective birthdays.

E7

7

E7 · 'American Band Standoff' or 'The Godfather of Soooul Train' or 'Get On Your Goodfellas'

Nov 29, 2014·25m

Cream Corn is excited for the chance to dance on "Soul Train," but BD knows the show is a battle between Don Cornelius and Dick Clark.

E8

8

E8 · 'Diff'rent Folks, Same Strokes' or 'The Hunger Pang Games'

Dec 6, 2014·25m

The Whorephanage is shut down, leaving the orphans to be adopted by a group of rich white friends.

E9

9

E9 · 'The Wizard of Watts' or 'Oz Ain't Got S&@# On The Wiz'

Jan 10, 2015·45m

Black Dynamite, during a riot in the neighborhood, gets hit in the head with a brick and goes to the land of Oz-Watts, where everybody is needing his help. But between getting Scarecorn some game, Lio…