Rob finds that his assistant Jamie is incompetent and considers firing him, but he discovers that his stalker might be a good replacement. After being rejected for installing a stripper pole, Rob's wi…

Patricia wants Rob to have a vasectomy, and signs him up for a consultation. Rob meets up with former SNL colleague Norm MacDonald on what the procedure is like. When he sees that Jamie is stoned, he …

After turning down a commercial for a prostate enhancement, Rob makes a cash deal to endorse a bubble tea to be marketed in China and Taiwan. However, the tea turns out to be a Viagra-like supplement,…

After accidentally hitting a guy with his car, but getting excused and accommodated for by the police, Rob finds himself in more situations where he gets preferential treatment for being a celebrity, …

Patricia tells Rob that he is so out of shape, even gay guys would not hit on him. To remedy this, he asks Jamie about his sex appeal to guys, and then joins Udo in working out at the Hollywood Gym wh…

Patricia has Rob get rid of his stuff which includes an alleged autographed Beatles album, an issue of Playboy, and sports memorabilia. He must also find a Mexican spiritualist to cleanse their house …

After seeing his sitcom idea turn into a radically different concept involving post-apocalyptic zombies and vampires, Rob begins to question what original business he can start. Patricia asks Rob to h…

After quitting the TV show pilot, Rob discovers that his mother and brother had been squandering his fortune, leaving him broke and unable to pay for his health food store or the balance of the paymen…

Rob intrudes on Patricia's commercial shoot. When Jamie is injured, Rob tries to cure him on the cheap by taking him to an acupuncturist.

Rob and Patricia explore some rather dubious preschool options for Miranda. Jamie goes on a blind date after an unfortunate encounter with a spider.

Rob learns the true meaning of "pricey" at a progressive preschool. Patricia orchestrates a play date for Miranda and a popular student.

After a one-hour flight delay sends him into a tizzy, Rob gets an introduction to the art of Zen from fellow passenger Danny Trejo.

A jealous Rob keeps tabs on Patricia's new soap opera gig. Stalker gives Rob a tip about a very special coffee-making process.

Rob agrees to speak to Miranda's class in Patricia's stead. After catching up with his pal Adam Sandler, Rob starts work on a low-budget movie.

Jamie borrows Rob's emergency lamp for a camping trip with Allison. Rob heads to Mexico to support Patricia during her promotional tour.

After receiving big news from Allison, Jamie reconsiders his future with the Schneiders. Rob gets an offer for a potentially life-changing role.