Kyon returns home from a tiring day, only to have his little sister reprimand him for leaving her alone and forcing her to play with a now-unconscious Shamisen. Once Kyon falls asleep, the SOS brigade…

Kyon first arrives at the clubroom, only to be deafened by Haruhi who is throwing a tantrum because she is bored, which drives away a client. Shortly thereafter, Kyon finds Yuki playing an eroge on he…

Mikuru finds the clubroom deserted, with a TV set on the table. Mikuru turns it on, to find she is the audience of a local quiz show, in which Haruhi is the host, and Kyon and Yuki are the contestants…

Mikuru finds out that Yuki is viewing erotic images on her laptop, but is too embarrassed to tell what she's seen to Kyon. Several weeks go by, and several changes are noted. Kyon finds that the books…

The computer club challenge Haruhi to a dodgeball game in the hopes of retrieving their laptops, but Haruhi decides to play a real game of dodgeball. Her reality-altering powers allow all the players …

Mikuru informs Kyon of extra outfits found on the clothes rack in the corner. When informed that they belong to Yuki, a small-scale cosplay 'war' breaks out. At the end of the day, Yuki finishes an an…

Haruhi holds a sport contest. When asked to bring 'a barrier to the heart' as part of a scavenger hunt, Kyon brings Koizumi over and tells him 'I love you', causing Haruhi to faint. Taniguchi lags beh…

Haruhi holds a 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' Spring Festival, in which she dresses Taniguchi as a demon and gives him food whilst everyone goes outside and celebrates. Yuki traps Ryoko and forc…

Haruhi asks for ideas for a screenplay and ends up writing about otaku maid warriors with a month to live fighting to the death, which somehow leads to Kyon exploding.

After a small half-asleep scuffle with Ryoko, Yuki heads out for a Sunday morning with the SOS Brigade. Ryoko tries to clean the apartment to take her mind off things, but grows upset being stuck insi…

Yuki hides Ryoko in a little box before Haruhi, Mikuru and Tsuruya come over to make Valentine's Day chocolates. Haruhi's plan to make a life-size chocolate Mikuru is deemed impossible, so the remaini…

Valentine's Day is upon the SOS Brigade, and the girls have chocolates for Kyon and Itsuki. However, they have to 'earn' their presents. The two guys leave and return, dressed as hosts in flashy suits…

Haruhi decides to celebrate Halloween, but knows nothing about the event, using a single image as reference. Sometime later, Yuki takes Ryoko to the supermarket and helps her out in cooking dinner. Ry…

Haruhi and Kyon have a small battle involving balloons and blow-guns. However, when Mikuru wanders into the room, she is used as the unwitting victim of a balloon-decorating contest, with Itsuki as th…

Using the balloons she got from Kyon, Yuki makes Ryoko a living balloon dog, although its creation is a little horrifying. Whilst having fun with it, Ryoko walks into another trap laid by Yuki, with a…

Haruhi hosts a 'simple and healthy' cooking show, which to her means boiling instant noodles for ridiculous amounts of time. During the commercial, Kyon tries to practice with a katana Yuki had with h…

Haruhi makes arrangements for a cherry blossom viewing party, which basically boils down to everyone having fun whilst Kyon digs a big hole.

Kyon is joined by Mikuru, Tsuruya and Yuki, who find a stone that Yuki breaks, releasing a spirit. Whilst trying to figure out how to dig his hole, Kyon is interrupted by Arakawa who "randomly" stops …

Curious about the motives of Santa, Haruhi sets Kyon to keep watch for him whilst everyone else has a Christmas Party. They encounter Taniguchi, who dressed up as Santa to return an unwanted Kappa he …

Ryoko and Kimidori try to pull a prank on Yuki, but she is totally oblivious. Whilst trying to get Kimidori out from under a fridge following one of their attempts, he bursts, devastating Ryoko. It tu…

Haruhi, Mikuru, Yuki and Tsuruya attend a mall exhibition whilst Kyon and Koizumi attempt a puzzle. Tsuruya fights against one of the show's monsters, who is really Mori, but is inevitably defeated. I…

Ryoko scolds Yuki and Kimidori for being so carefree and gets them to help with the cleaning. After it is done, Ryoko becomes curious as to why Kimidori is in a kite, and joins in their fun.

Haruhi hosts a talk-show, with Kyon as her guest, but neither can think of anything worthwhile to talk about and keep getting distracted by Mikuru.

Feeling a little bored on their own, Ryoko and Kimidori discover a present from Yuki to relieve their boredom, which turns out to be a bomb. In order to save Ryoko, Kimidori carries the bomb outside b…

Haruhi and Kyon try to decide on a new look for Mikuru, although their figure drawing skills are incredibly bad. Tsuruya helps out. Afterwards, Yuki shows Kyon that she has made a dating sim of the SO…