E1 · The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
E2 · Staff Dance
Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.
E3 · Chief's Origin
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
E4 · Free Day
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
E5 · Behind the Scenes
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
E6 · The Return of the Young Billionaire
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
E7 · British Hospital
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
E8 · Ladies Night
Single mothers receive discounts.
E9 · A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
E10 · A Year In the Life
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
E11 · Attention Staff
Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.
E12 · Childrens Lawspital
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
E13 · Wisedocs
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
E14 · Eulogy
The death of a cast member is examined.
