E1 · Kelly and the Professor
Kelly tells Hayden she had a date with a faculty member, and he wants to know who.
E2 · Pilot
Kelly's return to Minnesota for college awakens Hayden's paternal instincts, disrupting his relationship with Christine
E3 · Kelly, Meet Christine
Christine demands Hayden be truthful with Kelly about their relationship.
E4 · I'm in Love with a Boy Named Stuart
Hayden detests Kelly's new boyfriend.
E5 · The Loss Weekend
A losing streak makes Hayden unpleasant company for Christine.
E6 · Gambling for Meat
Hayden suspends Luther for 30 days for gambling when he bets against the team and wins a steak at the Touchdown Club; but Luther think he has been fired, and takes another job.
E7 · 19 Candles
Hayden plans a quiet birthday celebration for Kelly, who invites Stuart.
E8 · Parents' Weekend
Christine is seized by an uncontrollable urge to get a look at Hayden's ex-wife, who's come up for Parents' Weekend.
E9 · I'm Sorry I Told You My Wife Was Dead
Hayden consoles a wealthy alumnus' widow to secure a substantial donation.
E10 · Define Romance
Hayden feels threatened when Christine dates another.
E11 · Whose Team Is It, Anyway?
Although Hayden needs a victory in his last game for a winning season, he may be forced to bench his star player for skipping practice.
E12 · Hoot, Hoot Hike
The poetry of football is turned into ballet by Kelly's dance instructor, who envisions a pas de deux with technical advisor Hayden.
E13 · Dauber's Blow-Out
Anti-fun Riley Pringle of the Conduct Committee joins Hayden in supervising Dauber's season-ending party.
