Bobby tries a matchmaking service, Nikki Glaser calls a restaurant about an unusual allergy, and Hadassah lists her demands for a prospective employer.
An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.
A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dead Redemption," a wannabe performer calls an acting school, and Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.
Bobby wants a pizza delivery guy to pick up his grandma from the police station, Elmer eats an earbud, and hemp milk brings back memories of Vietnam for Birchum.
Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name for Millie Bobby Brown.
Kevin Nealon places an emphatic flower order; Spoonie Luv tries to take a very early family photo; and Bobby seeks acupuncture for his chronic belching.
Terrence plans a gender reveal for DJ Khaled; Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim negotiate a "legally" fun time; and Heidi Gardner practices condescending philanthropy.
Landalious pitches his own wine brand Elmer tries to find his missing gym clothes and Bobby tries to leverage his Yelp notoriety to get special treatment at a restaurant.
