Duncan's friends replace him with Kimberly in their online video game tournament, so he joins the opposition to betray them and humiliate Kimberly. Annie tries to force Jack to throw out all his old memorabilia that is cluttering the garage.
In hopes of getting a promotion, Annie tries to fill her parking ticket quota for the month. Jack tries to be a cool dad, but just ends up making Kimberly and Jing violently ill.
The town celebrates its annual Witch Day, which involves pronouncing a mortified Duncan the “town virgin” for the big ceremony. Annie and Jack steal a dead woman's chili recipe.
When Jack and Annie decide to give the kids more responsibility, Duncan and Kimberly are sent on a trip to the grocery store, only to end up in Mexico.
