E1 · Bragging That You Did a Nice Thing
Raph did Ally a favor, and that deserves to be heard by everyone.
E2 · Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing
You went to the store and picked this out!
E3 · Outtakes: Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing
Even more backstory about Katie’s iconic baseball career!
E4 · These Weed Names Are Not Chill
Who wouldn’t want to smoke some “Purple Rat Poison Haze” or “OG You Will Die Alone Kush?”
E5 · High-Stakes Icebreaker Questions
New cast members Lily and Tao reveal their true selves in the quickest and chillest way possible.
E6 · Nobody Younger than Me Can Be Successful
You being younger than me means that I should have done everything differently.
E7 · Liking Rain Doesn’t Make You Deep
Anyone can like the sun, it takes profound genius to love the wet stuff that causes car accidents.
E8 · Just Admit I Look Bad
All good people are hot, and all mean people are ugly.
E9 · We Have to Give You a Makeover
All women are beautiful (with makeup).
E10 · No One Cares about Your Major
If you can’t jam random knowledge from your major into current conversations, what was college for?
E11 · Stop Messing with Your Vaginas
Ignore those new age products promising to fix your nasty snatch & stick to what’s safe – nothing!
E12 · Summer Vacation Is for Kids!
As an adult, you can’t have a real summer vacation, you’re just leaving work during the hot months.
E13 · When Dumb People Agree with You
If you have bad opinions, don’t agree with my good ones!
E14 · What’s So Funny?
Exclusionary group chats only lead to violence.
E15 · You Can’t Catch a Cold in Summer!
It’s too hot to get cold, duh!
E16 · Your Self Care Is an Attack on Me
The truth is, wanting to feel a little better is a huge judgment on the rest of us.
E17 · Bringing the Worst Thing to a Potluck
That stale grocery store cake really shows everyone how much you care.
E18 · What’s Wrong with Being “Whipped?”
Mutual love and respect? Sounds like somebody’s *chk-shhh* whipped!
E19 · Bragging about Your Ignorance
If everyone likes something, that means it is both dumb and bad.
E20 · Does Liking Murder Podcasts Make You Freaky?
What a sick weirdo enjoying the most popular true crime media.
E21 · The City’s Best Restaurants (That Are Nearby)
It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so… yum?
E22 · Class President Needed for One Last Job
You signed up to organize this medium-sized wedding when you were elected.
E23 · Please Grade Me
Psst, I heard Grant is getting an F.
E24 · You Created a Fictional Language for a Sketch?
Why don’t we just improvise gibberish like we always do?
E25 · I Overshared So Now You Have To
Humans heal by dumping on each other, so just tell me one weird or shameful thing about your life!
E26 · You Need to Go Bigger
Go bigger or go home.
E27 · Don’t Start a Twitch Stream
You think you’re so interesting that watching you play video games is entertainment.
E28 · Your Emergency Contact Won’t Answer the Phone
Do you want her to look desperate?
E29 · Don’t Correct Me If You’re Wrong
If you’re correcting someone, you at least have to be correct.
E30 · Wow, This Office Needs More Flirting
This is what HR is for!
