E1 · Pig
Patty and Bob work frantically to cover up her crimes and are met with a few surprises. The regionals queen is given her crown.
E2 · Dead Girl
While the police investigate the recent murder, Patty works to unite the pageant contestants in a public relations attempt to change the headlines.
E3 · Boomerang
Patty finds an eating disorder sponsor and meets a significant person. Bob takes on a new client. Coralee encourages Bob Barnard to run for mayor.
E4 · Poison Patty
Coralee and Regina throw a feminist period party. Bob goes polyamorous speed dating. Patty is haunted by visions while mentoring a "little sister."
E5 · Finding Magnolia
Magnolia visits Hughes University to try to piece together her lost memories. Dixie learns a shocking secret. Bob launches his mayoral campaign.
E6 · Eat and Run
A crushed Patty throws herself into her newfound talent with the help of a tempting instructor. Brick decides he wants to be a social media influencer.
E7 · Full Brazilian
Nonnie investigates a crime. Patty competes in the state pageant while simultaneously working her recovery program. Angie encounters trouble.
E8 · Pretty in Prison
A tragedy lands Patty in prison, where she helps plan a pageant. Meanwhile, Coralee and Bob's division of their home results in a surprise.
E9 · Ladybomb
The Bobs face off in a heated debate with quite a few twists, while Coralee tries to remove herself from danger. Patty and Nonnie go on a ghost tour.
E10 · The Most You You Can Be
The Miss American Lady pageant declares its winner as shocking truths come to light, and Patty embraces her inner self, much to Bob's dismay.
