Season 7

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Keith O'Neill (Coventry) OTHER GUEST: Boniface (footballer-come-R&B star.. Chelsea fan) ON THE PHONE: Lee Sharpe (Exeter) CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Stan Collymore (ex Villa, Liverpool etc) COULD HE? Of course: Le Chat had no chance. FANS OF THE WEEK: Birmingham. SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Five. CHANGING ROOMS: Jairzinho (Brazil legend). He revealed that: He started playing footie at 7 with a football made of socks. His football hero was Garincha. He was the manager to discover Ronaldo. Ronaldinho's goal against England was deliberate. England played too defensively in the World Cup. Enjoys watching Scholes and Gerrard play, but Owen is the best player in England today. STUCK ON THE MOON CDs David Dunn (Blackburn) Top Three Singles: Just Lookin' - Stereophonics Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis Your Song - Elton John Favourite Album: Definitely Maybe - Oasis Favourite Film: Shawshank Redemption PLAYLIST: Death in Vegas (Hands Around My

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Neil Ruddock (Swindon) OTHER GUEST: Mohammed George (Gus from EastEnders.. Arsenal fan) ON THE PHONE - Jason McAteer (Sunderland) Charlie Nicolas Geoff Shreeves from Maine Road Chris Kamara from the Reebok Stadium CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Frank Stapleton (ex Arsenal, Man Utd etc) COULD HE? Smashed ball into the net. FANS OF THE WEEK: Ipswich. SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Four CHANGING ROOMS: Lomano Tresor Lua Lua (Newcastle). He revealed that: His football hero was his dad. He supported Spurs as a boy. The best player he's played with is Kieron Dyer. The best player he's faced is Tony Adams. His best mate in football is Shola Ameobi. His nickname is La La (from the Teletubbies) He can do up to 10 flips, but 'it makes me feel very dizzy.' STUCK ON THE MOON CDs: Robbie Savage (Birmingham) Top Three Singles: Simply The Best - Tina Turner Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now - McFadden & Whitehead Fast Love - George Michael Fa

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Ade Akinbiyi (Crystal Palace) OTHER GUEST: Karl Howman (thespian, endorser of clean floors and Charlton fan) ON THE PHONE - Milan Mandaric (Portsmouth chairman) Charlie Nicolas Bradley Walsh (commentator extraordinaire) Chris Kamara live from The Hawthorns Ray Winstone (The Daddy) CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: John Beresford (ex Newcastle, Southampton etc) COULD HE? Slotted ball past the Cat. FANS OF THE WEEK: Grimsby SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Five CHANGING ROOMS: Shaun Bartlett (Charlton). He revealed that: He supported Man Utd as a boy. His football rival is Lucas Radebe, who he's having a 'personal duel' with. The biggest wind-up merchant is Roy Keane. He'd never play for West Ham. His best mate in football is Mark Fish. If he wasn't a footballer, he'd probably be a teacher. STUCK ON THE MOON CDs: Ryan Giggs (Man Utd) Top Three Singles: With Or Without You - U2 I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Marvin Gaye Unde

FOOTBALLER GUEST: David Johnson (Forest) OTHER GUEST: The Crescent: Wayne (Liverpool fan) & Sean (Evertonian) from the band. ON THE PHONE - Paul Devlin (Birmingham) Andy Mitten (Man Utd fanzine) Ewan Roberts (Norwich) Charlie Nicolas Geoff Shreeves from Villa Park CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Jason Dozzell (ex Ipswich, Spurs etc) COULD HE? No - He hit the ball wide. FANS OF THE WEEK: Leicester SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Nine CHANGING ROOMS: Alan Smith (Leeds). He revealed that: His footballing hero was Roberto Baggio. The best player he's played with is David Batty. The best player he's played against is Paolo Maldini. His most physical opponent is Tony Adams. He'd never play for Man United. His favourite away ground is White Hart Lane. STUCK ON THE MOON CDs David James (West Ham) Top Three Singles: Plant Rock - Afrika Bambaataa & Soul Sonic Force Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys Summer: The Four Seasons - Vivaldi Favourite Album

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Gerry Taggart (Leicester) OTHER GUEST: The Cooper Temple Clause: Ben (Wimbledon fan) and Didz (Chelsea fan) from the band ON THE PHONE - Charlie Nicolas Chris Kamara at Portsmouth FC Geoff Shreeves from Elland Road CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Paul Parker (ex Man Utd, QPR etc) COULD HE? No - skied it. FANS OF THE WEEK: Notts County SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Four STUCK ON THE MOON CDs Spencer Prior (Cardiff) Top Three Singles: Sugar - System of a Down Stupify - Disturbed Freak On a Leash - Korn Favourite Album: System of a Down - System of a Down Favourite Film: Escape From New York PLAYLIST The Libertines (Up The Bracket)

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Jamie Pollock (ex Man City, Boro, Bolton etc) OTHER GUEST: 'A' - Jason and Adam from the band (both Gooners) ON THE PHONE - David Dunn (Blackburn) Clyde Wijnhard (Oldham) Geoff Shreeves from St James' Park CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Kerry Dixon (ex Chelsea, Millwall etc) COULD HE? No - hit it wide. FANS OF THE WEEK: Wycombe SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Seven CHANGING ROOMS: Jermaine Jenas (Newcastle). He revealed that: His footballing hero was John Barnes. The best player he's played with is Alan Shearer. The best player he's played against is Patrick Vieira. The biggest wind-up merchant is Preston's Sean Gregan. His best mate in football is David Prutton. His favourite away ground is Anfield. STUCK ON THE MOON CDs Nick Barmby (Leeds) Top Three Singles: In The Ghetto - Elvis Old Red Eyes Is Back - Beautiful South Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams Favourite Album: Carry On Up The Charts - Beautiful South Favourite Film: Ali P

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Graham Stuart (Charlton) OTHER GUEST: Gary Beadle (EastEnders' Paul Truman.. Liverpool fan) ON THE PHONE: -Chris Kamara from White Hart Lane -Geoff Shreeves from Elland Road CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Andy Hinchcliffe (ex Sheff Wed, Everton etc) COULD HE? No: shamefully hit it over. FANS OF THE WEEK: Portsmouth SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Three STUCK ON THE MOON CDs: Neil Lennon (Celtic) Top Three Singles: Every Breath You Take - The Police Don't You Forget About Me - Simple Minds One - U2 Favourite Album: Definitely Maybe - Oasis Favourite Film: Jerry Maguire PLAYLIST Beck (Lost Cause); Inspiral Carpets (I Want You); Shy FX & T-Power (Don't Wanna Know); Athlete (Beautiful); Groove Armada (Purple Haze)

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Gavin Peacock (ex Chelsea etc) OTHER GUESTS: Ricky Hatton (World Champion boxer and Man City fan) Phil Taylor (Word Darts Champion and Port Vale fan) ON THE PHONE Barry Fry (Peterbrough manager) Charlie Nicolas CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Gavin The Peacock COULD HE? No. Cat got a leg to it. FANS OF THE WEEK: Charlton SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Five STUCK ON THE MOON CDs: Darryl Powell (Birmingham) Top Three Singles: Sky's The Limit - The Notorious B.I.G Home Alone - R Kelly feat Keith Murray Unfoolish - Ashanti Favourite Album: Life After Death - The Notorious B.I.G Favourite Film: Scarface PLAYLIST Shy FX & T-Power (Don't Wanna Know); Badly Drawn Boy (You Were Right); Sugar Bear (Don't Scandalize Mine); Aphex Twin (Windowlicker); The Von Bondies (It Came From Japan); Prodigy (Ghost Town)

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Steve Guppy (Celtic) OTHER GUESTS: James Alexandrou (Arsenal fan) ON THE PHONE: Carlton Palmer (Stockport manager) Jamie Redknapp (Spurs) Charlie Nicolas CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Paul Walsh (ex Portsmouth, Liverpool, Man City) COULD HE? Rammed it past the Cat. FANS OF THE WEEK: Swansea SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Seven CHANGING ROOMS: Olivier Dacourt (Leeds). He revealed that: His football hero was Kevin Keegan. He supported Bordeaux as a boy. The best player he's played with is Zidane. The biggest wind-up merchant is Steven Gerrard. His most memorable matches were the Merseyside derbies. His nickname is Ollie. STUCK ON THE MOON CDs: Darius Vassell (Villa) Top Three Singles: Dilemma - Nelly feat Kelly Rowland Gansta Lovin - Eve feat Alicia Keys Girlfriend - NSYNC feat Nelly Favourite Album: Life Goes On - Donell Jones Favourite Film: Training Day PLAYLIST Fischerspooner (The 15th); Aphex Twin (Windowlicker); Groove Arm

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Gifton Noel-Williams (Watford) OTHER GUEST: Darren Campbell (fast runner and Man Utd fan) ON THE PHONE: Peter the Taylor (Hull manager) Alan Kennedy (ex Liverpool) live from Elland Road Charlie Nicolas CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Ken Monkou (ex Chelsea, Southampton etc) COULD HE? Tapped it past his old mate Dave Beasant. FANS OF THE WEEK: Middlesbrough SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Zero CHANGING ROOMS Robbie Savage (Birmingham) He revealed that: His football hero was Mark Hughes. The best player he's played with is Giggs. The best player he's played against is Vieira. He doesn't care if anyone sees him as a wind-up merchant. His most memorable match was winning the Worthington Cup with Leicester against Tramere. If he wasn't a footballer, he'd be a train driver. STUCK ON THE MOON CD:s Dermot Gallagher (Referee) Top Three Singles: One Love - Bob Marley & The Wailers Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll Be Missing You Rise - Gabrielle

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Mike Newell (ex Everton, Blackburn etc) OTHER GUESTS: Brookie's Paul Byatt (Mike Dixon) & Philip Olivier (Tinhead) - both Liverpool fans ON THE PHONE: Steve McMahon (Blackpool manager) Gary McAllister (Coverntry player/manager) Chris Kamara live from Stamford Bridge CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Mike Newell.. took a shot against Dave Beasant COULD HE? Nope. FANS OF THE WEEK: Shrewsbury SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Another zero. CHANGING ROOMS: Robert Pires (Arsenal). He revealed that: His football hero was Real Madrid's Michelle. He supported Real Madrid as a boy. He can't name the best player he's played with. The toughest team he's faced is Spurs in the derbies. His favourite stadium is Anfield. His superstitions were to wear the same vest and shin pads. He has no regrets. STUCK ON THE MOON CDs: Lee Clarke (Fulham) Top Three Singles: Corner of the Earth - Jamiroquai Going Underground - The Jam Feel So Good - Jamiroquai

FOOTBALLER GUEST: Danny Webber (Man United) OTHER GUEST: Dermot Gallagher (referee) ON THE PHONE: Brad Friedel (Blackburn) Alan Smith (live from City Ground) CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Bryan Gunn (ex Norwich) COULD HE? Slotted past a ""small boy"" FANS OF THE WEEK: Wolves SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Four CHANGING ROOMS: Frank Lampard (Chelsea). He revealed that: His football hero was Gazza. The best player he's played with is Zola. The best he's played against is Vieira. The biggest wind-up merchant is Robbie Savage. His most memorable match was his England debut. His superstition is to put on his right boot first. His best mate in footie is Rio Fedinand. STUCK ON THE MOON CDs Dermot Gallagher (referee) Top Three Singles: One Love - Bob Marley & The Wailers Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll Be Missing You Rise - Gabrielle Favourite Album: The Joshua Tree - U2 Favourite Film: Patriot Games PLAYLIST D4 (Come On!); Liam Lynch (United States of

FOOTBALLER GUEST: John Wark (ex Ipswich, Liverpool etc) OTHER GUEST: Ronnie Irani (England cricketer and Man Utd fan) ON THE PHONE: Charlie Nicolas Ricky Hatton (live from Maine Road) CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: John Wark. COULD HE? Yep. Quality penalty. FANS OF THE WEEK: Nottingham Forest SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Three CHANGING ROOMS: Ugo Ehiogu (Middlesbrough). He revealed that: He supported Liverpool as a boy. His footballing hero was Alan Hansen. The best player he's played with is Paul McGrath. The best he's played against is Christian Vieiri. The biggest wind-up merchant is Robbie Savage. His nickname is Jurassic. His career high was scoring for England. PLAYLIST: French Kicks (Wrong Side); Gold Chains (The Game); Supergrass (Never Done Nothing Like That Before); The Wedding Present (My Favourite Dress); The Free Association (I Wish I Had a Wooden Heart); Liam Lynch (United States of Whatever); Death in Vegas (Scorpio Rising)