Mr. Peabody must stop the barbaric Fungus Khan from crossing the border into China. He meets a guy named Chop Suey Louie, who decides to build a wall to prevent the barbarians from getting into his country.
"He who wears these dentures is the rightful ruler of Bagdad." The history of Iraq and Baghdad - complete with their celebration of "Spanky MacFarland Day." (The name of the "Our Gang" actor actually was Spanky McFarland, but "Spanky MacFarland" is the one used for the street banner in this story!)
Mr. Peabody and Sherman visit the Marquis of Queensbury who is trying to put up a fight in his boxing class. But no matter how hard they try, the Marquis keeps getting thanked for what he does.
Jim Bowie is trying to cut a steak, but it is indestructible. Mr. Peabody and Sherman decide to go to an auction and buy him a better knife before a steak lovers' club comes to his restaurant. However, others are trying to outbid them.
Edgar Allen Poe can't think of any horror stories, so Mr. Peabody and Sherman decide to help him by taking him to some scary places, but none of them scare him at all.
