While Beef is away, the Tobin fishing boat goes missing! The Tobin siblings, along with Honeybee and Dirt, wildly speculate on what could have happened to The Mighty Kathleen.
Wolf finally gets cast on the local Alaskan survival show Dropped Off To Die, but when he's out early, his shame leads him to sneak home and hide on the Tobin property instead.
Ham starts performing at Yet-E-Cheddar's and develops a strange relationship with an animatronic Freddie the Yeti, that puts his relationship with Crispin in jeopardy. When the new Tobin Boat turns out to have a cursed name, the kids battle, Succession-style, for naming rights. Ham and Crispin break up.
Principal Gibbons catches Aunt Dirt posing as a cafeteria worker to woo another lunch lady and offers her the job if she agrees to coach the debate team; Wolf endeavors to impress Beef.
Judy feels anxiety about growing apart from Moon, so she signs them up for something they loved doing when they were younger, ice dance competitions. Beef is taken aback when Zelda Blop moves in next door.
On a field trip to view Curlew's Kissin' Comets, Beef rushes to stop his kids from suffering a terrible fate. Aunt Dirt goes rogue at the Old Moose Retirement Home.
