E1 · Back from the Mort
Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.
E2 · H*A*S*H
Alan is worried that European drug lords may interfere with his attempt to make a profit from the forthcoming legalization of marijuana.
E3 · Speaking in Tongues
Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.
E4 · Heil and Farewell
Alan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.
E5 · A Bigger Splash
Alan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.
E6 · The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard
With his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.